Alt-photo Reminder & Joke
Alt-Photo-Weekly Reminder This is an automated message. You have recieved this message because you are subscribed to the alt-photo-process-L@usask.ca mailing list. The purpose of this message it to remind people how to unsubscribe (how to stop recieving messages from this list) and to remind people of how to use this mailing list responsibly. There is a joke at the end of the message to encourage people to read it - there will be a differnt joke each week. If you wish to unsubscribe from this list, don't send unsubscribe requests to the list address. To unsubscribe from this mailing list send an email message to the address: mailserv@usask.ca with the following text in the body of the message: unsubscribe alt-photo-process-L You should receive a confirmation email message stating you are unsubscribed from the alt-photo-process-L mailing list. All messages sent through this list are archived and available to the general public. The archive is available online at http://www.usask.ca/lists/alt-photo-process . There is only one basic rule to using this mailing list. You must treat other members of this list with respect. This list's success is dependent upon the willingness of its members to share information. If people aren't treated with respect they are not likely to share their knowledge and experience. I also realize that people will not always agree on everything. People are free to disagree, but this must be done is a respectful manner. Flaming and name calling will not be tolerated. If anyone flames, swears at, or treats any other member disrespectfully, I will remove them from the list. No profanity is to be used on the list. Its rude vulgar and unneccessary but more important - I want the list and its archive to be available at public libraries, schools etc. Many publicly funded instituions are required to censor any web site that contains profanity. Insuring that profanity is not used on this list will contribute to the list and its archive being widely available. Attachments should not be sent through the list. The rules are 1) treat each other with respect. 2) don't send unsubscribe messages to the list. 3) don't send attachments to the list. And now for the weekly joke ... ---- A man was driving along the highway, and saw a rabbit hopping across the middle of the road. He swerved to avoid hitting the rabbit, but unfortunately the rabbit jumped in front of the car and was hit. The driver, being a sensitive man as well as an animal lover, pulled over to the side of the road and got out to see what had become of the rabbit. Much to his dismay, the rabbit was dead. The driver felt so awful he began to cry. A woman driving down the highway saw the man crying on the side of the road and pulled over. She stepped out of her car and asked the man what was wrong. "I feel terrible," he explained. "I accidentally hit this rabbit and killed it." The woman told the man not to worry. She knew what to do. She went to he car trunk and pulled out a spray can. She walked over to the limp, dead rabbit, and sprayed the contents of the can onto the rabbit. Miraculously, the rabbit came to life, jumped up, waved its paw at the two humans and hopped down the road. 50 meters away the rabbit stopped, turned around, waved at the two again, hopped down the road another 50 meters, turned, waved, and hopped another 50 meters. The man was astonished. He couldn't figure out what substance could be in the woman's spray can! He ran over to the woman and demanded, " What was in your spray can? What did you spray onto that rabbit?" The woman turned the can around so that the man could read the label. It said: " 'Hare Spray' Restores Life to Dead Hare. Adds Permanent Wave." ---- If you have a joke you would like to be used in this situation - please email it to me privately please. Gord Holtslander Alt-Photo-Process-L list manager gordon.holtslander@usask.ca |