Alt-photo Reminder & Joke
Alt-Photo-Weekly Reminder This is an automated message. You have recieved this message because you are subscribed to the alt-photo-process-L@usask.ca mailing list. The purpose of this message it to remind people how to unsubscribe (how to stop recieving messages from this list) and to remind people of how to use this mailing list responsibly. There is a joke at the end of the message to encourage people to read it - there will be a differnt joke each week. If you wish to unsubscribe from this list, don't send unsubscribe requests to the list address. To unsubscribe from this mailing list send an email message to the address: mailserv@usask.ca with the following text in the body of the message: unsubscribe alt-photo-process-L You should receive a confirmation email message stating you are unsubscribed from the alt-photo-process-L mailing list. All messages sent through this list are archived and available to the general public. The archive is available online at http://www.usask.ca/lists/alt-photo-process . There is only one basic rule to using this mailing list. You must treat other members of this list with respect. This list's success is dependent upon the willingness of its members to share information. If people aren't treated with respect they are not likely to share their knowledge and experience. I also realize that people will not always agree on everything. People are free to disagree, but this must be done is a respectful manner. Flaming and name calling will not be tolerated. If anyone flames, swears at, or treats any other member disrespectfully, I will remove them from the list. No profanity is to be used on the list. Its rude vulgar and unneccessary but more important - I want the list and its archive to be available at public libraries, schools etc. Many publicly funded instituions are required to censor any web site that contains profanity. Insuring that profanity is not used on this list will contribute to the list and its archive being widely available. Attachments should not be sent through the list. The rules are 1) treat each other with respect. 2) don't send unsubscribe messages to the list. 3) don't send attachments to the list. And now for the weekly joke ... ---- Five surgeons from big cities are discussing who makes the best patients to operate on. The first surgeon, from New York , says, "I like to see accountants on my operating table, because when you open them up, everything inside is numbered." The second, from Chicago , responds, "Yeah, but you should try electricians! Everything inside them is color coded." The third surgeon, from Dallas , says, "No, I really think librarians are the best, everything inside them is in alphabetical order." The fourth surgeon, from Los Angeles chimes in: "You know, I lik those guys always understand when you have a few parts left over." But the fifth surgeon, from Washington , DC shut them all up when he observed: "You're all wrong. Politicians are the easiest to operate on. There's no guts, no heart, no balls, no brains and no spine, and the head and the ass are interchangeable." ---- If you have a joke you would like to be used in this situation - please email it to me privately please. Gord Holtslander Alt-Photo-Process-L list manager gordon.holtslander@usask.ca |