Alt-photo Reminder & Joke
Alt-Photo-Weekly Reminder This is an automated message. You have recieved this message because you are subscribed to the alt-photo-process-L@usask.ca mailing list. The purpose of this message it to remind people how to unsubscribe (how to stop recieving messages from this list) and to remind people of how to use this mailing list responsibly. There is a joke at the end of the message to encourage people to read it - there will be a differnt joke each week. If you wish to unsubscribe from this list, don't send unsubscribe requests to the list address. To unsubscribe from this mailing list send an email message to the address: mailserv@usask.ca with the following text in the body of the message: unsubscribe alt-photo-process-L You should receive a confirmation email message stating you are unsubscribed from the alt-photo-process-L mailing list. All messages sent through this list are archived and available to the general public. The archive is available online at http://www.usask.ca/lists/alt-photo-process . There is only one basic rule to using this mailing list. You must treat other members of this list with respect. This list's success is dependent upon the willingness of its members to share information. If people aren't treated with respect they are not likely to share their knowledge and experience. I also realize that people will not always agree on everything. People are free to disagree, but this must be done is a respectful manner. Flaming and name calling will not be tolerated. If anyone flames, swears at, or treats any other member disrespectfully, I will remove them from the list. No profanity is to be used on the list. Its rude vulgar and unneccessary but more important - I want the list and its archive to be available at public libraries, schools etc. Many publicly funded instituions are required to censor any web site that contains profanity. Insuring that profanity is not used on this list will contribute to the list and its archive being widely available. Attachments should not be sent through the list. The rules are 1) treat each other with respect. 2) don't send unsubscribe messages to the list. 3) don't send attachments to the list. And now for the weekly joke ... ---- A mathematician is flying non-stop from Edmonton to Frankfurt with AirTransat. The scheduled flying time is nine hours. Some time after taking off, the pilot announces that one engine had to be turned off due to mechanical failure: "Don't worry - we're safe. The only noticeable effect this will have for us is that our total flying time will be ten hours instead of nine." A few hours into the flight, the pilot informs the passengers that another engine had to be turned off due to mechanical failure: "But don't worry - we're still safe. Only our flying time will go up to twelve hours." Some time later, a third engine fails and has to be turned off. But the pilot reassures the passengers: "Don't worry - even with one engine, we're still perfectly safe. It just means that it will take sixteen hours total for this plane to arrive in Frankfurt." The mathematician remarks to his fellow passengers: "If the last engine breaks down, too, then we'll be in the air for twenty-four hours altogether!" ---- If you have a joke you would like to be used in this situation - please email it to me privately please. Gord Holtslander Alt-Photo-Process-L list manager gordon.holtslander@usask.ca |