Good Joke (RE: Alt-photo Reminder & Joke)
I like this one! :-) Dave > And now for the weekly joke ... > ---- > > Mailing list users changing light bulbs > > Q: How many internet mail list subscribers does it take to > change a light bulb? > A: Exactly five hundred. > > 1 to change the light bulb and to post to the mail list that > the light bulb has been changed. > > 7 to share similar experiences of changing light bulbs and > how the light bulb could have been changed differently or to > caution about the dangers of changing light bulbs. > > 17 to point out spelling/grammar errors in posts about > changing light bulbs. > > 21 to flame the spell checkers. > > 49 to write to the list administrator complaining about the > light bulb discussion and its inappropriateness to this mail list. > > 20 to correct spelling in the spelling/grammar flames. > > 32 to post that this list is not about light bulbs and to > please take this email exchange to alt.lite.bulb. > > 69 to demand that cross posting to alt.grammar, alt.spelling > and alt.punctuation about changing light bulbs be stopped. > > 41 to defend the posting to this list saying that we all use > light bulbs and therefore the posts are relevant to this mail list. > > 106 to debate which method of changing light bulbs is > superior, where to buy the best light bulbs, what brand of > light bulbs work best for this technique, and what brands are faulty. > > 12 to post URLs where one can see examples of different light bulbs. > > 8 to post that the URLs were posted incorrectly, and to post > corrected URLs. > > 2 to post about links they found from the URLs that are > relevant to this list which makes light bulbs relevant to this list. > > 15 to concatenate all posts to date, then quote them > including all headers and footers, and then add pointedly, "Me Too." > > 6 to post to the list that they are unsubscribing because > they cannot handle the light bulb controversy. > > 9 to quote the "Me Too's" and happily add, "Me Three!" > > 3 to suggest that posters request the light bulb FAQ. > > 1 to propose new alt.change.lite.bulb newsgroup. > > 24 to say this is just what alt.physic.cold_fusion was meant > for, leave it here. > > 53 votes for alt.lite.bulb. > > > ---- > > If you have a joke you would like to be used in this > situation - please email it to me privately please. > > Gord Holtslander > Alt-Photo-Process-L list manager > gordon.holtslander@usask.ca > >
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