From: ender100
[mailto:ender100@aol.com]
Sent: Tuesday, January 06, 2009
11:44 AM
To: undisclosed-recipients:
Subject: Single White Male seeks
Used Pantyhose for Alt Photo Purposes Only
Did that get your attention? hehehehe
Is the list that quiet? I haven't gotten a post for a number of
days. Is everyone's digits frozen so solid they can't type?
Anyway, back to the pantyhose...
I need a material like pantyhose (just the leg part thank you) or
"nylon" (god knows what they are made from these days—probably not
silk unless you shop at Needless Markup) stockings to use for making a sieve
for dusting on a very fine powder. I need to do one of the following:
1. Figure out a polite way to ask women for used pantyhose and
not get arrested or slapped.
2. Find a good substitute—like a swatch of some kind of cloth
from the fabric store.
3. Find someone out there in the world who makes a device just
for this purpose, like a salt shaker, for example, but with tinier holes in it
and they will charge me $99 for it.
4. Find someone who has a great idea for fabricating something
like this from a plastic bottle and punching holes in it with a needle or
something like that and it will cost me 3 cents to make it and 78 hours of my
time.
or, picture a pair of inflated panty hose attached to a fire
extinguisher that has a bottle of dust attached to it.... and me in my Hazmat
Suit!
My kinky purpose has to do with a naughty French technique sometimes
referred to as Chin Colle (and no, it has nothing to do with the chin and colon
body parts)
I want a very fine dusting that is very even—is this too much to ask?
I didn't even ask Santa for anything for Christmas.
Any ideas out there? Thank you in advance. Stay warm if you
are far north of the equator.