How about, "Palladium Chloride, Fresh, 200g, Now Only $29.99!" According to David Letterman (where I get all my facts) geeks, and I guess "photo geeks" apply, get more "action" than others and so apparently we already know how to instantly attract others. :-) Alan > I wonder how this, found in today's mail would do: > > "Instantly Attract Women Sexually! 1206925" > > J. >