From: John Rudiak (wizard@laplaza.org)
Date: 02/13/00-09:58:41 PM Z
these are worth the read
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> Subject: Fw: Deep thoughts from dumb people
> Date: Mon, 31 Jan 2000 15:39:26 -0500
> From: "SHIRK" <mshirk@bcpl.net>
> To: "Shirk, Brian (GEAE, MRA Systems)" <Brian.Shirk@mras.ae.ge.com>,
> "Pam & Bill Cline" <wrcdbs@hotmail.com>,
> "Neil & Cindy Hinish" <CLHINISH@aol.com>,
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> > > > GREAT THINKERS OF OUR TIME...???
> > > >
> > > > 1. Question: If you could live forever, would you
> > > > and why?
> > > > Answer: "I would not live forever, because we
> > > > should
> > > > not live forever, because if we were
> > > > supposed
> > > > to live forever, then we would live
> > > > forever,
> > > > but we cannot live forever, which is why
> > > > I
> > > > would not live forever."
> > > > ---Miss Alabama in the 1994 Miss USA
> > > > contest
> > > >
> > > > 2. "Whenever I watch TV and see those poor starving
> > > > kids
> > > > all over the world, I can't help but cry. I
> > > > mean I'd
> > > > love to be skinny like that but not with all
> > > > those flies
> > > > and death and stuff." ---Mariah Carey
> > > >
> > > > 3. "Researchers have discovered that chocolate
> > > > produces some
> > > > of the same reactions in the brain as
> > > > marijuana. The
> > > > researchers also discovered other similarities
> > > > between
> > > > the two, but can't remember what they are."
> > > > ---Matt Lauer on NBC's Today Show, August
> > > > 22
> > > >
> > > > 4. "I haven't committed a crime. What I did was fail
> > > > to
> > > > comply with the law."
> > > > ---David Dinkins, New York City Mayor,
> > > > (answering
> > > > accusations that he failed to pay his
> > > > taxes)
> > > >
> > > > 5. "Smoking kills. If you're killed, you've lost a
> > > > very
> > > > important part of your life."
> > > > ---Brooke Shields, during an interview to
> > > > become spokesperson for a federal
> > > > anti-smoking
> > > > campaign.
> > > >
> > > > 6. "I've never had major knee surgery on any other
> > > > part of my body."
> > > > --Winston Bennett, Univ. of KY basketball
> > > > forward
> > > >
> > > > 7. "Outside of the killings, Washington has one of
> > > > the lowest crime rates in the country."
> > > > ---Mayor Marion Barry, Washington, DC
> > > >
> > > > 8. "We're going to turn this team around 360
> > > > degrees."
> > > > ---Jason Kidd, upon his drafting to the
> > > > Dallas
> > > > Mavericks
> > > >
> > > > 9. "I'm not going to have some reporters pawing
> > > > through our papers. We are the president."
> > > > ---Hillary Clinton (commenting on the
> > > > release of subpoenaed documents)
> > > >
> > > > 10. "China is a big country, inhabited by many
> > > > Chinese."
> > > > ---Former French President Charles De Gaulle
> > > >
> > > > 11. "That lowdown scoundrel deserves to be kicked to
> > > > death
> > > > by a jackass, and I'm just the one to do it."
> > > > ---A Congressional Candidate in Texas
> > > >
> > > > 12. "It isn't pollution that's harming the
> > > > environment,
> > > > it's the impurities in our air and water that
> > > > are
> > > > doing it."
> > > > ---Former U.S. Vice-president Dan Quayle-
> > > > an esteemed DePaul alumni
> > > >
> > > > 13. "Without censorship, things can get terribly
> > > > confused
> > > > in the public mind."
> > > > ---General William Westmoreland
> > > >
> > > > 14. And last but not least, a parting word from Dan
> > > > Quayle:
> > > >
> > > > "I love California. I practically grew up in
> > > > Phoenix."
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