Dust free environs

This is a great way to get rid of dust in a house!.......

Get your self a cat and just spray it with "End Dust"!

        Then every now and then, just follow the following instructions:
(I know that this sounds like pure evil but actually your cat will like
it!)

1. Put both lids of the toilet up and add 1/8 cup of pet shampoo to the
water in the bowl.

2. Pick up the cat and soothe him while you carry him towards the bathroom.

3. In one smooth movement, put the cat in the toilet and close both lids.
You may need to stand on the lid.

4. The cat will self agitate and make ample suds. Never mind the noises that
come from the toilet, the cat is actually enjoying this.

5. Flush the toilet three or four times. This provides a "power-wash" and
rinse.

6. Have someone open the front door of your home. Be sure that there are no
people between the bathroom and the front door.

7. Stand behind the toilet as far as you can, and quickly lift both lids.

8. The cat will rocket out of the toilet, streak through the bathroom, and
run outside where he will dry himself off.

9. Both the commode and the cat will be sparkling clean and a dust free
house to boot!

hehehe........
John Cremati

----- Original Message -----
From: "Alistair Calder" <photo@alistair.com>
To: <alt-photo-process-l@skyway.usask.ca>
Sent: Thursday, November 18, 2004 5:41 PM
Subject: Dust free environs

> Okay, I am getting my wish list all packed up and ready to go! I have
> some scanner and printer recommendations, Dan Burkholder's book soon to
> be ordered, and a spanking new computer with a fancy calibrated monitor!
>
> But the room I will be working in for the digital workflow part is scary
> with dust! As I was setting up my system, I looked at my old computer's
> fan and was shocked to see the amount of dust in there.
>
> Looking around, it occurred to me that my room is a haven for dust!
> Unfortunately, I live in an apartment that doesn't allow for changes to
> the rooms (otherwise I would have pulled the 35 year old carpet from the
> floor years ago!).
>
> So aside from regular vacumming and a dust cover on the scanner, does
> anyone utilize any tools for dust removal? Air filters or anything?
>
> Also, just FYI: I'd love to be able to move, but that's not really an
> option at this point.
>
>
>
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