Re: Dust free environs

Better yet, raise your kitten in a bottle, as depicted on the "Bonsai
Kitten" website:
http://www.bonsaikitten.com/bkintro.html

Enclosed in glass, the kitten will not shed pet dander and dust.

Best regards,
Dave in Wyoming

> This is a great way to get rid of dust in a house!.......
>
> Get your self a cat and just spray it with "End Dust"!
>
> Then every now and then, just follow the following instructions:
> (I know that this sounds like pure evil but actually your cat will like
> it!)
>
> 1. Put both lids of the toilet up and add 1/8 cup of pet shampoo to the
> water in the bowl.
>
> 2. Pick up the cat and soothe him while you carry him towards the
bathroom.
>
> 3. In one smooth movement, put the cat in the toilet and close both lids.
> You may need to stand on the lid.
>
> 4. The cat will self agitate and make ample suds. Never mind the noises
that
> come from the toilet, the cat is actually enjoying this.
>
> 5. Flush the toilet three or four times. This provides a "power-wash" and
> rinse.
>
> 6. Have someone open the front door of your home. Be sure that there are
no
> people between the bathroom and the front door.
>
> 7. Stand behind the toilet as far as you can, and quickly lift both lids.
>
> 8. The cat will rocket out of the toilet, streak through the bathroom, and
> run outside where he will dry himself off.
>
> 9. Both the commode and the cat will be sparkling clean and a dust free
> house to boot!
>
> hehehe........
> John Cremati
Received on Thu Nov 18 22:34:40 2004