Brian Ellis (beellis@gte.net)
Tue, 16 Feb 1999 07:41:05 -0500
If a married couple in West Virginia get a divorce, are they still brother and
sister?
SCHRAMMR@WLSVAX.WVNET.EDU wrote:
> I'm going to risk an "inappropriate" post which may have some humor value.
>
> This is how West Virginians define certain computer related terms.
>
> Log On - Makin a wood stove hotter.
> Log Off - Don't add no more wood.
> Monitor - Keeping an eye on the wood stove so you don't burn the dang house
> down.
> Download - Gettin the farwood offen the truck.
> Mega Hertz - When yer not kerful gettin the farwood.
> RAM - That thing that splits farwood.
> Hard Drive - Gettin home in the winter time.
> Prompt - What the mail ain't in the winter time.
> Windows - What to shut wen its cold outside.
> Screen - What to shut wen it's blak fly season.
> Byte - What them dang flys do.
> Chip - What you eat when watchen TV.
> Micro Chip - Whut's in the bottom of the chip bag.
> Modem - Whut you done in the hay field.
> Dot Maxtrix - Old Dan Matrix's wife.
> Lap Top - Where kitty sleeps.
> Keyboard - Where you hang the dang keys.
> Mouse - Whut eats the grain in the barn.
> Mainframe - Whut holds up the barn roof.
> Port - Fancy flatlander wine.
> Enter - Yankee talk for, "C'mon in y'all."
> Mouse Pad - Whut them durn hippies call a rat hole.
>
> Bob Schramm
> Token West Virginian
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