Re: Fish Eyes again

["Christina Z. Anderson" <zphoto@montana.net>]

LOLOL this is the quirkiest thread I have seen on this list in a looonnngggg 
time.  Nice to know we all still have our senses of humor, especially in 
this financial crisis of a time.

I thank all of you for offering such FINE advice on how to buy Everclear in 
a liquor store--how to walk in proudly, head held high, licking my lips in 
anticipation for one mighty fine drink. Next time I think I am going to do 
the two GALLON thing that Kerik's wife does.

Lemmetellya, growing up with an alcoholic mother and having two alcoholic 
sisters makes the thought of buying Everclear a bit....distasteful.  But, 
now, a fine bottle of Boodles gin or Grey Goose vodka or a Malbec wine, 
hmmmm...priceless. I'll be sure to wear my...lipstick when purchasing.
Chris
PS and Judy, how did you remember I own an AK47??
PPS MARK the thought of you sitting at the table in a garter belt is a bit 
much for these eyes :)
PPPS No WONDER that guy wants off the list!
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----- Original Message ----- 
From: "Judy Seigel" <jseigel@panix.com>
To: <alt-photo-process-l@usask.ca>
Sent: Tuesday, September 16, 2008 7:57 PM
Subject: Re: Fish Eyes again


>   I am shocked, I mean SHOCKED, that any woman in this year of 1928-- oops 
> I mean 2008 -- would give a rat's whisker what a CLERK in a LIQUOR STORE 
> (who sells rotgut to drunks or overpriced wine to nouveaux riches for a 
> living) thought of their purchase -- morning, noon or night. Not to 
> mention that permitting the real or imagined (attitude? sneer?) to 
> intimidate intensifies their power.  They'll know if you're embarrassed, 
> confirming that you SHOULD be embarrassed and/or that women are wimps.(Or 
> the joy of sadism.) These are guys SELLNG THE STUFF, for heaven's sake. 
> (They probably flunked 8th grade.)
>
> Suggestion: Walk in wearing your pointiest-toed 6-inch spike heels, most 
> seductive decolletage, with your AK47 slung over one shoulder and ammo 
> belt hung low. Tell them you need some Everclear in a hurry because the 
> posse is waiting, but you'll be back for something more suitable in time 
> for the after party.
>
> J.